He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.

Erin Bowman
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  1. I'm oxygen and he's dying to breathe. - Tahereh Mafi

  2. I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world. - Mother Teresa

  3. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. - Matt Groening

  4. Happiness is the china shop love is the bull. - H.l. Mencken

  5. People say that eyes are windows to the soul. - Khaled Hosseini

More Quotes By Erin Bowman
  1. Hell, I'll be safest pretending I'm a boy the rest of my life. The frontier ain't for the faint of heart, and it certainly ain't kind to women. Sometimes I think the whole world's 'gainst us.

  2. Truth is, if someone doesn't see you before sex, they definitely don't see you any more after.

  3. Sooner or later we're all gone, so no one bothers getting attached.

  4. It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone

  5. I'm trying to say that I think doing what you feel can't always be easy, but at least you're being true to yourself.

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